Before I Wake The pitter patter of little feetecho down hallways and carpeted stepssmall voices filled with heliumwhine and squeak as little handspull and tug my pant bottomspropelling me forward. My brothergreets me in the kitchen and apologizesFor their behavior. Their cheeks turninto upward crescent moonswhile latching onto my legs. read us a story. please. [...]
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A Trip Down D&D
Az-Tarug shouldered his battle axe suddenly rushed forward, past his two comrades, an elf and a human. The Cornarian soldiers before him seemed to jump in surprise as Az-Tarug grabbed one and simply pushed him off the pier. Whirling around, the Half-Orc did the same to the other hapless soldier. With a cry of alarm, [...]
Bad Catholic
I do not want to be a good Catholic. Not now, not at first. It isn’t that I love my own wickedness; I’ve read enough Graham Greene to know that my sin isn’t all that spectacular: it’s the same petty, unoriginal shit that a thousand priests have heard ten thousand of us confess time and [...]
A Mac Friendly Meal
I stirred the pot of delicious golden pasta. It was cathartic in a mindless, zoning-out way. I did not have to concentrate hard to stir pasta. My mother and fiancée stood next to me, each looking at what I was making. “Mac-n-cheese babe?” Mik, my fiancée asked. “Of course,” I smiled, “this is the best [...]
A Completely Scientific Report on the Anatomy of Origami Penguins
His name is Edwin and I bent his right wing the wrong way by accident and now he looks nothing like the picture but Edwin doesn’t seem to mind because he’s a flightless bird and what do they need wings for anyway except to swim but Edwin’s made of paper and has a healthy fear [...]
Gate 70
When the underpaid TSA agent in the royal blue button up starts to cup your thighs you stop breathing. You start to wish that the x-ray contraption saw that you, in fact, did not have a bomb in your underpants. You stare at the plane outside the gate in front of you-- you want to [...]
A Cardi B Remix
“You don’t get it. My Abuela will grab me by the testiculos and threaten to deport me to the Lord’s Hell if I bring home a man.” Alex prepared his Abuela impression with a hand on his hip and his head cocked to the left. “Alejandro, ¿por qué no puedes ser como tu hermano Mateo [...]
Normal
the hot breath that breached out of his mouth sent shivers down my naked body saliva that was not my own seeped into my mouth his enlarged hands gripped my ribcage pulling me closer like a fisherman reeling in his next meal like a vacuum cleaner getting its cord wrapped up all nice and neat [...]
Losing Brogan
“Kelsey,” I heard my mom shout from the living room. The only reason why my mom would call me by my first name would be because an apocalypse was approaching or that I forgot to wash the dishes. I scooted off the mint binder that was resting between my thighs and rustled the AP World [...]
